When Teri reports the rest of the overnight stocking shift for harassment, she expects it to be anonymous, at least until she meets with the owner. But when the manager tips off her coworkers, they decide to send a message using the objects at hand, and Teri just happens to be stocking plungers. Slowly beginning to enjoy herself, Teri decides to give her coworkers a little bonus: two plungers for the price of one.

Though Amy's husband can insist she enter rehab or he'll leave her, he can't keep her from having a friend sneak her a bottle of wine. But when one of the doctors catches her red-handed, her only option to keep her husband from learning about her indiscretion is to allow the doctor to experiment with different uses for the bottle he caught her with.

When the police mistakenly arrest Roxanne for a crime she didn't commit, Roxanne expects she will soon be released. But they are determined to get a confession, even if the methods used to break her aren't found in any department's handbook.

Marcy just can't seem to get along with her neighbors, but since it's Christmas she decides to let bygones be bygones and seek peace by presenting them with a gift. In the middle of the night she is awakened to find they have decided to return the favor, and the gift. This story is also available in the collections A Very Constance Christmas and We Three Kinks.

Alexa thinks herself the luckiest woman in the world when a handsome wealthy Brit invites her home for Thanksgiving. What she doesn't anticipate is being served as the main course in a sexual feast for his countrymen. This story is also available in the collections Giving It Up and Gravy Train.